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The transformation went wrong. Perfectly.
Admitted Tuesday for routine observation. By Thursday the patient was orange, glowing, and unbilled. Hospital staff evacuated Ward 4; the vending machine did not. What remains is a statue, a smell, and a token. Doctors have stopped asking questions. So should you.
Get a Solana wallet. Put actual money in it. Not hospital money.
Go to your DEX of choice. CA is coming soon — do not trust anything posted early.
Paste CA. Check it twice. The ward is full of impostors.
Swap. Hold. Try not to glow.